"Come watch the movie with me then."
"Yes please. We’ll make popcorn and everything, okay."
"Whenever I want? You sure?"
"I don’t want to get you sick though.. Otherwise I would have demanded boyfriend time already.”
"You can demand boyfriend time whenever you want, sick or not. I don’t mind getting sick. I want some girlfriend time.”
"Peter Pan time! I swear it’s been three weeks to long since I watched this lovely movie."
"Oh—— see, I thought you meant Peter Pan time….like boyfriend time, nevermind.”
"I’ll make sure to take the time to check if someones hand are clean next time I’m attacked, deal? Yes yes, love at first tweet. I get it. But she doesn’t hate you Chad, unless you’re a really bad kisser. Maybe she freaked out cause she thought you didn’t really want to kiss her. I have no clue what goes on in a girls mind. But i know she likes you, cause if she didn’t she wouldn’t of spent Christmas with us. She wouldn’t of bought our aunt a gift, nor would she have bought me one.. Though I don’t think she bought mine, she gave me something that was hers… She definitely wouldn’t of done that if she didn’t like you.”
"That’s all I ask for. You say ‘time out, put up those hands’. I dunno, man. Maybe she does, maybe she doesn’t like me, maybe she’s afraid I’ll hate her. Maybe I’m the worst kisser in the world. All the maybe’s and what if’s are killing me. Maybe she’s just really nice, and a great friend. What if she just wants to be my friend? I need sleep."
"Hell no I didn’t, I ran like a bat out of hell. Wait- are we talking about the same Audrey?! The cute blonde with pretty eyes? The one who could barely take her eyes off you on Christmas? The one who smiled every single time you said her name- or called her Wendy? ‘Cause there is no way we are talking about that Audrey if you actually think she doesn’t like you. Go talk to her Chad!"
"You failed, didn’t even try. The very same one, the girl that caught my attention with one simple tweet. The one that the more I got to know, the more I liked. I dunno, I mean I hoped that she liked me, like really hoped so. I mean— I know I need to talk to her, but what if she hates me?"
"You think I stay long enough to find out? So then what happened? You kissed the girl you haven’t shut up about! Why do I feel like something’s wrong?"
"That is a serious question—- you needed to find out. It’s very important. It was going good—- like, we went on a date and it was the best date I’ve ever been on. We went to watch the ball drop and I kissed her cause I dunno; I needed to and she returned the kiss for a bit, but then she pulled away and said she had to go. Like she ran off and she’s been ignoring and avoiding me. I dunno what I did wrong, maybe she doesn’t like me. That’s probably it."
"No! That was the freaky part. Ooh Audrey huh? Was it bad or good?"
"Did he at least have clean hands? Good while it lasted? ——The kiss I mean. Yes."
I bet it will. Any girl who turns you down is either blind or crazy. Oh wait I’m in one of those categories. [smiles]
Oh shut up! But seriously, you’re like wonderful, okay? Right back at you.